wheresyourhousekeysteph

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

menstruate:

red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror

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